I know it's an inside joke but I had not laughed so much in a phone call for a while xD

Me: Hey, it'd be pretty ironic if you were gone and I came back. I'd lose the chance to give you a really early birthday present and see my really late one!
J: *laughs* Yeah, well I can always just pass through Melbourne on the way back.
Me: *laughs harder* Then I can show you around the store, goad you into buying something.
J: And you could give me directions to the "Mac" store.
*both laugh*
People, it's the Apple--not the Mac--store!